Evidently the Woods were having a disagreement provoking the wife to demonstrate a more utilitarian use for a golf club. Tiger's initial escape was aided by his lightening speed and strategic thinking. Though he made it to the "caddie", locked the doors and started the engine, he momentarily forgot about the fire hydrant until he hit it and to right the wrong by accelerating forward, he hit the tree he forgot was there ending his getaway and immobilizing the vehicle. Of course this was a perfect setup for his punisHER to mete out his due. After busting out out the back window, she commanded him to unlock the door or that she would. Though a little crumpled he managed to unlock door. The missus snatched open the door, visually assessed he was intact before grabbing him by his polo-collared shirt and pulling him from vehicle. She punched him in the mouth a couple of times, threw him to the ground and kicked him in the stomach and groin, yelling "you must not know bout me". After marching to her neighbors to pay for silence. Elin coached Tiger through the story they would tell AND THEN she called 911.