Last thoughts on america's TIGER And ELIN saga

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Tiger Woods hinted at his "trangression". What a great word to cover multiple sin. Though we all  have "trangressional moments" our luck, unlike Tiger's to NOT BE FAMOUS shields us from judgement of a mega mini-world . Certainly I've had my laughs at the reel rolling through my mind, comparing his domestic dispute to my own and others. And like any other time when the famous' "secret/private moment" is broadcast, the unfamous(not hating) tend to forget that pain and humiliation of personal misdeeds in a public arena can be devastating.

So we learned that a 33-34 year old world famous golfer lied to his partner and fell for seduction, Why are we so freaked out? Tiger's "gift" is golf. We all have one. And one gift does not a man make.  the sad story is about the negative effects of celebridom. And that there's something comforting about uncelebrity as anyone, at any moment can be on the other side of the lense.

Tiger Wood's wife Elin wins Grand Slam @ home

Evidently the Woods were having a disagreement provoking the wife to demonstrate a more utilitarian use for a golf club. Tiger's initial escape was aided by his lightening speed and strategic thinking. Though he made it to the "caddie", locked the doors and started the engine, he momentarily forgot about the fire hydrant until he hit it and to right the wrong by accelerating forward, he hit the tree he forgot was there ending his getaway and immobilizing the vehicle. Of course this was a perfect setup for his punisHER to mete out his due. After busting out out the back window, she commanded him to unlock the door or that she would.

Though a little crumpled he managed to unlock door. The missus snatched open the door, visually assessed he was intact before grabbing him by his polo-collared shirt and pulling him from vehicle. She punched him in the mouth a couple of times, threw him to the ground and kicked him in the stomach and groin, yelling "you must not know bout me". After marching to her neighbors to pay for silence. Elin coached Tiger through the story they would tell AND THEN she called 911.

Disturbia: Good Boy Gone Bad

Rhianna will leave Chris. Chris blew it... He went too far. Both are too young to have experienced what the world just saw. Rhianna may look like the victim, but she "took care of business" lest the world would be no wiser about Chris' dark side...Chris should have enough money that if he invests well now, should be a great cushion to see him through the rest of his could've-been-so-much-more career, before "the Rhianna incident"...

Basic Instinct Upgrade

Sharon Stone the actress is also an author. I learn this the other day at the City of Los Angeles' public library....yes apparently she was going to run some of her ponderings past a group of SD "$250 minimum donors". According to the registration desk ladies, I did not make the cut...despite the fact the library posted signs throughout about sharon's debut, with instruction to line up at 5pm to register for the reception and reading...A word of advice, if u r not going to share w/all don't make a public announcement of your gig...it makes you look snooty...and i know Sharon has nothing to be snooty about.